Economists are warning that the United States is at imminent risk of structural collapse due to mass unemployment, as the implications of a woman being fired by her employer for giving the finger to the Presidential motorcade are sinking in.
“If this were just the case of one individual’s misfortune there would be no national consequences, but we fear the number of people who would do the same are in the tens or even hundreds of millions.”
They predict vast numbers of American workers would be helpless to avoid giving the middle finger salute, with most of them working for businesses who would not hesitate to consider that a firing offense.
“America could be flipped into economic disaster!”
Therefore the White House is being urged to keep the President’s motorcade far away from critical structures like power plants, where workers are highly likely to offer up something to spin on, and owners are unlikely to countenance disrespect towards someone about to give them a massive tax break.
“Just keep him indoors from now on!”