Emergency rooms across the country as struggling to manage after being hit by an epidemic of Americans suffering from severe neck strain.

The primary cause is believed to be people violently shaking their heads while saying “Aw hell no!”

Remarkably everyone seemed to develop the condition at roughly the same time on Sunday following an appearance by Vice President Mike Pence on a political talk show.

“I don’t know what he said, but I’ll be treating people all night long.”

Medical professionals advise everyone to avoid trigger factors that could lead to more damage.

“That means staying indoors, turning off the TV, and destroying your WiFi router.”

Unfortunately, the warning came too late for all the people who violently shook their heads at the prospect of the Patriots going to another Superbowl.