Millions Of ANTIFA Provocateurs Discovered In Training Camps All Over America

President Trump today successfully unmasked one of the supposed victims of police violence in Buffalo as a vicious ANTIFA provocateur, determined to undermine law enforcement by deliberately bleeding from his head onto the pavement. However the President’s discovery appears to be the tip of a very large and dangerous iceberg, after further investigation reveals that many millions more such agent provocateurs are peacefully biding their time until the call comes to overthrow all that makes America great.

“All across the country they are assembled in training camps where they plot their nefarious deeds under the guise of playing bingo or just sitting together in large rooms pretending to be asleep.”

Even more worrying is that fact that many of their number are motorized, suggesting that when the time comes to fight in the streets, the police and the military will be vastly outmatched.

“Be prepared for a blitzkrieg of motorized anarchists roaming the streets at speeds of up to 10 mph.”

But perhaps of greatest concern is their potential to increase their tactical mobility on the battlefield using low-tech methods.

“You wouldn’t believe what these agents of chaos are capable of with a few hollow tubes of metal and some old tennis balls.”

In a disturbing sign of how comprehensively they have planned their eventual subordination of all right-minded Americans, they have long been positioning themselves to hit where it hurts.

“Once they have completed their extensive paramilitary training, they become sleeper agents in our hospitals wards and ICUs, ready to bring down the nation’s healthcare network at a moment’s notice.


31 Comments on "Millions Of ANTIFA Provocateurs Discovered In Training Camps All Over America"

  1. Brett Sanders | March 21, 2023 at 11:37 am | Reply

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  6. Tressa Carter | March 17, 2021 at 11:06 am | Reply

    My follower on Twitter wrote about it a lot. TMI, I got my followers from , and thanks to them I am updated on different topics.

  7. Hands down, Apples app store wins by a mile. Its a huge selection of all sorts of apps vs a rather sad selection of a handful for Zune. Microsoft has plans, especially in the realm of games, but Im not sure Id want to bet on the future if this aspect is important to you. The iPod is a much better choice in that case. Technically, colitis disease is an inflammation of the colon.

  8. Have you ever wondered who posts some of this stuff that you come across? The internet never used to be like that, recently though it has turned around. Do you agree?

  9. Reading some of the posts here are as funny as the article (which was HILARIOUS). Hello people, it is a joke, sarcasm meant to show how ridiculous the fear of non-existent plots is. BTW, I’m an old lady and as the seniors who posted, I loved it. Gray Power! Booyah!

  10. Bring it on Antifa pussies all of my retired Millitary friends are waiting. Let the war begin. It will last one day before we slaughter all of you.

  11. I like prunes!

  12. Bruce Roberts | June 11, 2020 at 2:41 pm | Reply

    Actually, we of the older generation could really affect politics in a positive manner. We just need to agree on doing things with integrity — to show our beloved country what that really means.

  13. We are so so powerful.We are closer to heaven than the last Trump. The Angels are almost with us.

  14. Antifia is a serious threat. Your article is supposed to be funny. About as funny as a screen door in a submarine.

  15. My grandmother – brutal with her very sturdy hardwood cane, and not shy about it she felt her rights were being threatened. Learned a lot from my Grandfather, the Army Colonel. Avid supporter of Equal Rights Amendment and the League of Women Voters definitely a high risk threat

  16. I’m getting this fact-che ked.

  17. Dr. Sharon Egretta Sutton | June 10, 2020 at 10:59 pm | Reply

    I heard that they are hatching baby ANTIFA PROVOCATEURS, who will grow up to be even more dangerous.

  18. We have one more advantage in the struggle for the open spaces of America. We have gas superiority; even when asleep!

  19. I understand that some of these folks can still pinch hard — they had a lot of practice with their small muscle development .. writing, knitting, typing, buttoning 100’s of children’s coats and tying their shoes. Watch out for their uniquely dangerous tactics, Mr. President. They (we)will get you!!

  20. Denise Mayotte | June 10, 2020 at 1:23 pm | Reply

    And some of them have a long history of anti-fascism dating back to WWII!

  21. Dewey Robinson | June 10, 2020 at 12:18 pm | Reply

    Would join them to help remove trump and traiterous republicans as well!

  22. I’m definitely buying myself a motorized wheelchair so that at 88 I can join that ANTIFA PROVOCATEURS (that’s a sexy sounding name). I ready.

  23. Omg is there a too far?

  24. Count me in!

  25. Evil is when U.S citezens/Americans turn kn each other and kill one another, love each other and be your unique self and watch our once great nation thrive

  26. Robert Goode | June 9, 2020 at 9:56 pm | Reply

    I love it . At 83 , I am ready to join the revolution. The non-motorized shock troops

  27. Monte Hollander | June 9, 2020 at 9:39 pm | Reply

    I’m ready to join these brave warriors to take back the evil that exists in our universe😜

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