(Portsmouth, NH) In what is now a Presidential election tradition, hordes of bitterly dissappointed Bernie Sanders supporters jumped to their demise today, just as their kind did four years ago. Such are the numbers of people who felt the Bern but cannot stomach Joe Biden, it could be days before the process is complete.
“There’s only so much cliff space available.”
Biden attempted to earn the favor of the Sanders’ supporters by cracking a few jokes and suggesting there was no reason to ‘start over’ with healthcare, but that did little to dissuade them.
“In fact it caused a significant number of his own supporters to join in.”
The congenial Biden confessed that the knowledge that vast numbers of democrats would rather snuff out their young lives than get behind his vision of business-friendly incremental liberalism hurt him. Still, he did manage to find the bright side.
“I guess it’s this or risk having some of them vote for Trump, and we don’t want that.”
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