Mitch McConnell Claims Popularity Of Seinfeld More Than Makes Up For Holocaust

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Continuing with his trauma math which led him to equate the Obama Presidency with reparations for Slavery, Mitch McConnell today said it’s time to stop going on about the Holocaust.

” Yes the Jewish people got a raw deal, but since then we’ve had Seinfeld and Curb, so stop getting so bent out of shape!”

He said they got an even better deal given he was a fan.

“After the shows were greenlit I didn’t try to make them fail at every opportunity like I did with Obama.”

McConnell also said Native Americans need to stop droning on about their troubled history.

“You had to deal with the Trail of Tears but we also named my local football franchise after you so we’re even now.”

2 Comments on "Mitch McConnell Claims Popularity Of Seinfeld More Than Makes Up For Holocaust"

  1. He was also going to meet with the President of the Virgin Islands was it last year? Hmmmmmmm.

  2. Of this is true and it probably is this is one sorry SOB…evil evil man

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