Mitch McConnell Erects Neon ‘Not Guilty’ Sign In Senate Chamber

(Capitol Hill, DC) Saying it was far too dark in the Senate Chamber to see clearly, Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has installed a large bright neon sign which he says will reduce everyone’s eyestrain. Rather than engaging staff electricians to do the work, McConnell was said to have done it himself.

“I would never have guess he was that handy.”

He did nearly fall at one point, but Senator Lindsey Graham arrived just in time to steady the ladder he was on. Graham promised to stay as long as it takes to get the lighting upgrade completed.

“He was clearly very concerned about keeping the chamber safe and well lit.”

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6 Comments on "Mitch McConnell Erects Neon ‘Not Guilty’ Sign In Senate Chamber"

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  4. It’s a joke, you liberal turds.

  5. This shows the immaturity of McConnell, I guess him kissing Trump’s backside he thinks his job will be protected. The neon sign needs to be removed, talk about intimidation. Both McConnell and Trump are nothing but bullies. Sad time in U.S.history.

  6. I find the Senate Guilty of obstructing justice!!!

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