Given numerous protests against the shutdown and poor compliance with stay-at-home orders across the country, a crack team of murder hornets has been brought into the United States from Asia to assist with enforcement. Governors praised the homicidal insects for providing a powerful deterrent to maintain social distancing.
“You won’t be so keen to go outside knowing one of these bad boys is out to get you.”
President Trump was quick to take credit for the idea, saying he came up with it all by himself. Medical experts say if that is true it could be a turning point in his approach to the crisis.
“As his ideas go this would have to be one of the President’s finest.”
One issue that hasn’t been addressed, however, is the departure of the murder hornets once the coronavirus is under control. The White House sought to reassure the native bee population who expressed concern.
“The murder hornets’ working visas are only for six months, after which ICE will make sure they leave.”
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