Mysterious Signal Successfully Decoded By Astronomers To Read ‘Space Force Sucks’

A mysterious periodic signal arriving at Earth approximately every 16 days from deep space has led to wild speculation as to what could be causing it. But astromoners now say they they have determined it contains meaningful information and have even managed to successfully decode it.

“It roughly translates to ‘Space Force Sucks’ in English.”

Philosophers say it should come as no surprise that alien lifeforms have chosen this point in time to make contact.

“Once you elect to form a celestial military organization like the President has, other civilizations are going make themselves known, in this case by taunting you.”

They say we shouldn’t read too much into the fact that the first message they chose to send us was a mocking one.

“When you form an organization like the Space Force you’re kind of asking for it really.”

Astronomers says they would not be surprised if different mildly insulting messages arrive in the coming weeks.

“Our money is on ‘Please don’t take us to your leader LOL’ for the next one.”

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6 Comments on "Mysterious Signal Successfully Decoded By Astronomers To Read ‘Space Force Sucks’"

  1. Charles Kadlec | March 3, 2020 at 4:35 pm | Reply

    What a bunch of Mule Muffins. The epitome of stupidity. Watch out for the desperate DEM’s who will latch on to any scenario, usually a ridiculous one, to gain the White House. It’s impossible now to trust anything they say. It’s so easy to predict their ideas, whatever hurts Trump, no matter what!

  2. These Russian bots MUST be real because Every. Single. Time. I see ANY mention of a Trump joke in an article online, the comments immediately following are all Democratic-hate-bashing-garbage. Also, terrible English and poor grammar; my fifth grader has better speaking/typing/understanding of the English language than these so-called “Republican Party Fans”!!! šŸ˜€ šŸ˜€ šŸ˜€ šŸ˜€ I love it. Can’t wait to see some changes in the White House this year!

  3. Our president Donald Trump was once a Democrat. I am sure there more like Trump that changed parties. I think it is not the parties but the individuals who make up the party these days and of course the changes in what goals the parties are currently trying to accomplish.

  4. Republican dan | February 24, 2020 at 8:54 pm | Reply

    Democrats are like child molesters they should be taken out and shot

  5. Democratic blame the President for everything. It’s about time that we know the truth ev if it’s not good news. So screw all of you dumbassses that want to believe the lies we’ve been told for so many years!!!

  6. Why not scared they learn something. Because the Democratic Party will only tech u how to consistently lie and never be held accountable. Truth and Facts prove me wrong

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