Following his outburst about receiving ‘no credit’ for all the hard work he did negotiating a migrant deal with Mexico, Nancy Pelosi has assured President Trump she will be giving him what he deserves.
“I have a full pack of gold foil stickers for a certain someone!”
Pelosi said she had been busy dealing with her grand-children, but he would be awarded three extra special gold stars for being such a good President.”
“I made sure to buy extra small ones so they will all fit on the back of your hand.”
Pelosi added that Trump would also be rewarded with ice-cream as long as he refrained from fighting with the media for a full day.
“Otherwise it’s the naughty corner and we don’t like that, do we?”