Nation Questions Reality That Produced Headline “Lawyer Of Pornstar Paid Off By President Charged With Extorting Nike”

Philisophers warned the public that the uneasy aimless feeling they are experiencing in light of headlines involving Michael Avenatti is simply them questioning the very nature of reality.

“When things get too strange, it’s natural to wonder if this is all just a twisted dream in some higher being’s imagination.”

Average Americans said they have been able to stay grounded through a lot, but today’s headline was just too much.

“If it had been about a pornstar’s lawyer extorting Nike, or a President paying off a pornstar, I could deal with it. But this?”

Psychologists advise those who are struggling to focus on the little things in life and stay away from media sources.

“Or just tell yourself this is all one giant delusion and you’re actually in a coma somewhere. That might be the better choice.”

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