Proving that it’s simply too harmonious for its own good, the United States is fracturing over the correct way to draw an ‘X’.

“I guess this is what happens when a country is so peaceful and unified as ours – it looks for something harmless to argue over.”

On Twitter and elsewhere, people who otherwise see eye-to-eye on pretty much everything are having friendly discussions about which way is best.

“It’s so cute to see Americans from all walks of life pretending that there is some meaningful divide between them.”

As to which is the right way, the answer may never be known, except it’s obviously #5 unless you’re an idiot.