The Golden Globes have entered the world of Presidential politics following a speech by Oprah Winfrey that has spurred rampant speculation about a White House bid in 2020.
“Clearly there’s a desire to have a calmer TV celebrity’s finger on the nuclear button.”
Political analysts say this is part of a definite trend they are witnessing.
“Obviously if we as a country have decided only TV hosts belong in charge of our vast economy and fearsome military – which we have – we could do worse than Oprah.”
Given this, conventional politicians with their sights still on the Oval Office are now desperately trying to develop their light entertainment resumes, according to leading network and cable TV execs.
“I’ve had Senator Rubio in here pitching all day long and am happy to announce I’ve picked up his proposed dating show ‘Marco Match’ with a half-season order.”
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