Asked to explain why talks in Vietnam broke down, North Korean leader Kim Jong-un wasted no time allocating blame today.

“Negotiating with that fat despot who owes everything to his dad is impossible!”

Jong-un says he’d never encountered someone so consumed with having everything revolving around him.

“And I’m someone who finds a Dear Leader cult totally normal!”

Asked who he would like to negotiate with instead of Trump, Kim said he wasn’t picky.

“Anyone who’s more normal like me will do.”

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