Newish-Looking Parka Has Supporters Fearful Bernie Sanders Has Joined The Elite

Senator Bernie Sanders has made great strides driving the Democratic party to the left, with the Biden administration enacting many of his signature policies. However, all is not well with his supporters today after they noticed something disturbing about their supposed man-of-the-people candidate.

“That parka jacket looks like it might be new.”

The idea the Senator Sanders would consider his high profile position as a strong influencer of government policy as an excuse to splurge on brand new outerwear sent shockwaves through the crowd.

“One day you treat yourself to a new parka to fend off the elements, and the next you’re up to your eyeballs in Goldman Sachs payoffs.”

As word spread rapidly on social media about his giant sellout, Sanders desperately tried to salvage his plummeting reputation.

“Guys, it’s from Goodwill, and it was the color of the week!”

1 Comment on "Newish-Looking Parka Has Supporters Fearful Bernie Sanders Has Joined The Elite"

  1. Joni Lindgren | March 2, 2019 at 9:47 pm | Reply

    He lives frugally! Since I am older and my husband is 8 years older than I am, I have to look long and hard for a winter coat that will keep him warm through the windy days! My husband is always complaining that is he cold. It is my guess that Bernie looked for a coat that would keep the wind, rain, snow off him and if he had to pay a little more for more “filler” inside the coat…..that’s what he’s got to do even if it means he’s had to spend a little more! Stop trying to find fault for the need for warm clothes and coats!!

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