(Oslo, Kingdom of Norway) Having been alerted to the horrific terror attacks plaguing Sweden recently, the Norwegian government has decided it will not stand idly by and let the horrendous violence spread to its territory.
“We’d like to thank President Trump for bringing these atrocities in our backgarden to our attention.”
In order to protect itself, Norway has decided to build a secure wall along the border between the two countries that runs through the Scandinavian Mountains.
“Some losers are saying a fence would be better – don’t listen to them.”
Despite experts saying the wall would be enormously difficult to construct and could easily be bypassed using ladders or tunnels, Minister of Migration and Integration Sylvi Listhaug insisted on twitter using the hashtag #Byggenmur that she will not be deterred.
The construction of the wall through rugged mountainous terrain is expected to cost an enormous sum, however that will not pose a problem.
“We’re going to make Sweden pay for it.”