Norway Renames Itself ‘Shithole’ In Solidarity With Countries Trump Insulted

(Oslo, Shithole) After being singled out by President Trump as a preferable source of immigration compared to ‘shithole’ nations like Haiti and many countries in Africa, Norway has taken the drastic step of renaming itself to show it does not approve of such behavior.

Though acknowledging Norway was probably only singled out due to her being the last leader of a majority white country that Trump met with, Norwegian Prime Minister Erna Solberg said it is important to make a statement that will be heard.

“We Norwegians are a pragmatic people who don’t much care what the country is called. If renaming it Shithole sends a progressive message of goodwill then that’s what being Norwegian is all about.”

After passing quickly through parliament and being approved by King Harald V, Norway will be known as Shithole as of noon CET (officially the Kingdom of Shithole), or Dritthull in Norwegian.

“If Trump wants us, we’ll be coming from Shithole.”

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  2. Edwin Jackoff Tucker | January 24, 2018 at 8:02 pm | Reply

    Big Dhezo
    In Bo Town, Sierra Leone, West Africa. BO SCHOOL BOYS call a shithole, Switzbank. This is where deposit our shit. In America, the word shithole was renamed Restroom was the General G. Jackoff Washington was found laying on the floor (content) after he had beaten-off his meat. When staff members asked him what was wrong? The Great General told them he had just beaten-off his meat and sweet shit came out. It wasn’t urine, he added, it felt real good. However, I need to rest before returning to my office. The following year, Senate Bill, SB 00000 was passed with unanimous approval, mandating that all “shitholes” be renamed “RESTROOM.”

  3. All you liberal admirers of Norway ought to know that they control their immigration. If you want to relocate to Norway and become a Norwegian citizen you must make application. If you’re accepted, you live in a city they choose and must take classes to learn the Norwegian language, culture, political system, etc. and within two years, pass a citizenship test. If you fail, you return to your country. What s novel concept!!!!

  4. Help me better understand; what behavior causes you to claim Trump is a racist? Protecting our borders, developing a path to citizenship for our illegal residents, putting an end to chain immigration or giving preference to immigrants who offer what our country needs other than a cheap source of labor.

  5. Shithole first!

  6. WOW they sure showed Trump on that one!

  7. Might I add that officially all countries have shitholes and are populated by a whopping 100% poopulation of professional shitters who use them. Some, of course are gleaming white porcelain. Others are just a hole in a floor. The anatomical shit hole is actually a highly complex and, medically speaking, remarkable system of nerve scensors, thousands of retension muscles that keep the shit from dropping at the most inopportune time like while chatting with an attractive new friend or during a job interview. In some unfortunate people this hole is often reversed and releases fecal matter in the form of inappropriate and offensive words out the opposite oriface called a mouth. Their mouths, in fact, look remarkably like anuses. One former unreality cable TV star comes to mind.

  8. Laela Marie Rakhsha | January 16, 2018 at 6:36 am | Reply

    Brilliant commentary from an amazing people. I have been wondering where I would like to retire because I certainly don’t wish to remain in the USA. Hope they let me bring my money HAHAHAHA

  9. abdullah abbie allen mayar | January 16, 2018 at 4:52 am | Reply

    Dear Mr. President:
    There is no such a thing as the least racist. You are a racist or you are not, period.
    Actions speak a thousand words.
    Whenever major decisions, I see you surrounded by white skinned pale people, as a reminder Dear Mr. President, you are the leader of one of the most diverse countries on this planet. Yes, the white skinned people represent a very large majority of The People; please take note of some 30 percent of The People with darker skins. All skin colors need to have a voice in your high-level meetings. Like the recent meeting in Camp David.
    Simple proof that you are not a racist, and to make sure every citizen of this planet knows that a racist does not run the only remaining superpower, you could for example add couple red, yellow, brown and black skinned people in your major decision making meetings.
    https://twitter.com/Jordanfabian/status/949700005882888192/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwhitehouse.gov1.info%2Fcamp-david%2F

  10. If trump were a true American, who went to school, he would have known that the citizens of this Country he referred to as s…..hole; fought on the US side for their freedom, while his native country Germany ?? where killing Jews. By the way, that s…holle Country also was among the Countries which opened their doors ? to receive the Jews. Also, there are tones of US citizens who would rather live in the s…hole Country than coming back home ? under his presidency.
    Trump, by calling most of the third world ? Countries s…hole, you put the life of true US citizens living in these Countries in danger. Fortunately the citizens of these s….hole Countries are more civilized than you. I hope God judgements don’t come upon America because of your mouth. As your own daughter said: ” THERE IS A PLACE IN HELL FOR PEOLE LIKE YOU CALLING GOD’S CHILDREN S…T” Since you said you are a Christian, and I know you don’t read; have Sarah Sanders read 2 Chronicles 14:7 for you.
    I am praying God to change your heart ❤️ before He calls you.
    May God bless America.

  11. nydelige land eg bydde det fa et ar og elske denne plassen og folken det bort.. eg bord i australia og lengte til norge

  12. All this attention given to a remark that never happened is pretty pathetic. Where are the research skills associated with respectable journalism? Apparently it has been thrown away as anger and pettiness has taken over. Leave it to Norway to not get the story right. That is, if the report of their reaction is actually true. Fasten your seatbelts it’s going to be a bumpy ride.

  13. Theodore Johnson | January 15, 2018 at 1:04 pm | Reply

    ???When I was in the U.S. Navy, I visited Oslo, Shithole in 1978‼️ You guys are AWESOME and I will visit there again. ?

  14. I’d rather live in a shithole country than have an asshole for president!

  15. That is what a civilised nation does. Great people, the Norwegians! Let´s follow their example.

  16. Now we have to rename The Beatles’ Norwegian Wood to…?

  17. so emotional… True Humanity…we are all from God’s Creation I love Norway! From Liberia West Africa.

  18. Like I needed another reason to love The Country Formerly Known as Norway?

  19. At least they are not reacist

  20. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ndabaningi_Sithole
    Just imagine. A Sitole almost became leader of a shithole. Kids, leaen your spelling

  21. Ah, Norway. A country with probably the most beautiful natural landscape, a country that is drowning in oil revenue, but prudently has the largest pension fund in the world which is invested in 3,000 companies. A country only 650 of whose citizens emigrated to the U.S. in 2014 and I wouldn’t be surprised if more than 650 U.S. citizens moved to Norway that year (similar to how more people move to Mexico from the U.S. than the other way around every year). If only the U.S. government kept statistics on emigration.

    I would move to Norway in a heartbeat, if I didn’t have a job to do here in the U.S. But I need Norway and the rest of the Scandinavians to help me. I need them to pull out of the EU and form a proper Federal Nordic Union (or Federal States of Scandinavia if you prefer), of which they have been talking about since at least the 19th century, and start to seriously influence world politics. Just don’t let the Danes slaughter all the Swedish nobility again, like in the Kalmar Union of the 14th century, and it will work fine this time. Thank you in advance.

    • Hi Max! Good comment. Except Norway abstained from joining the EU for obvious reasons. The country is part of the Extended European Community (EEC) so that European nationals (including Brits like myself) can be safely assured of fair treatment while in Norway. I lived there for 8 years, so can say this is definitely true. I have every reason to extol the virtues of living in Norway (Shithole). I love Sweden and Denmark too – although they decided to be in the EU, they have retained some autonomy. I wonder how long it’ll be until they also pull out of the expensive and unfair behemoth the EU has become. The Brits are getting bad press for wanting to exit, and it’ll likely cost even MORE money to extricate the nation. I wonder if Northern Ireland wants to join exit with the Brexit move? Not living in Britain any more, I should really update myself, I guess. BUT – life’s too short for such shenanigans! I’d rather read a good book! 😉

    • Bjarte BonAParte | January 15, 2018 at 2:00 am | Reply

      Friend, we never entered the EU.

  22. Susan Kingston | January 14, 2018 at 11:31 am | Reply

    You can pronounce it “Shee – tho – lay” and its quite an attractive name for a country. Hello Norway (I enjoyed my visit to your beautiful country).

  23. Traitors for Trump! Map is drawn incorrectly.

    Norway does border on Russia; Norway goes over the top of Finland. Finland lost it’s Arctic Ocean port, taken by USSR at the end of WWII.

    • If they were traitors for Trump, they never would have published this article which details the glorious smackdown the country formerly known as Norway gave Trump. They simply published an inaccurate map. Those who support Trump, who are in the minority, blindly worship and defend him, and would never print or air anything but adulation of him or attacks against those he or they have deemed enemies of Trump — which is a voluminous and ever growing list because they are indignant when anyone dares to defend themselves, criticize his lack of basic human decency, challenge his lies, or highlight his incompetence, you know, tell the truth. Neither Trump nor his adherents can handle the truth because it contradicts the alternate reality they live in, so they’re hostile towards anyone who tells it, challenges their belief that he’s the savior of the world — an infallible, omniscient supergenius who’s entitled to absolute power and whom everyone loves.

  24. Long live the Kingdom of Shithole!!! We love You!!!!!

  25. The Truth About ‘Sh*thole Countries’

  26. Just check the border to Russia. Should be even further to the east!

  27. Greetings from a republic situated close to the Kingdom of Shithole (Dritthull). We sometime argue with them, like we do with those from the Rövhål Monarchy with whom we share such a long history, ourselves representing mostly the Persreikä heritage. Together our people have contributed pretty much in importing to USA …umm, let’s say shitty genes the most stable person in the world seems to be drooling over. Not our fault, dammit.

  28. Funny how some upset ”right wing” commentators feel the need to clarify bad spelling. Well… why dont you try and write it in Norwegian? You know… we, the people in Scandinavia only speak english if we have to. But we prefer our own languages. Now… say after me: Jag är ett rövhål som röstade på Trump. Han är en galen idiot”. Sayed it? Good. Now google it!

  29. I wonder how the diehard Christian conservatives are feeling about their kids saying “shithole” and googling Stormy Daniels with the very valid excuse of: ‘well mom it’s ok right? You voted for it’. I am sure that they will say something about Hillary instead and try to turn the focus around instead of admitting that this comment was most inappropriate and degoitory for our nation’s leader.

  30. God Bless the good people of Norway, you are the true leaders of the world!!

  31. “Out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaketh” SHAME? The Americans do not deserve such a vile tongued President. Will someone rise up and cry ENOUGH IS ENOUGH?

  32. Thank you Prime Minister Solberg! Your words are beautiful music to the ears of U.S. citizens who have spent the last year with those ears full of shit. I would love to visit Shithole someday and thank you personally!

  33. I feel as though I live in a country where we have forgotten how to be kind respectful and love one another. No matter what are differences. No matter what are political views, religious upbringing or financial status. Neither party is right and neither party is wrong. We have to come two closed off to listen to each other. Just a simple observation….

    • *too, not two!

    • Warren Litsinger | January 13, 2018 at 11:37 pm | Reply

      Sorry, Kyle, the blame for our current predicament is not the fault of both parties or both “sides.” It is the Republican party that has lost its mind and has foisted this monstrous manchild president on us. The Democrats put up a sane, brilliant candidate who was the most qualified presidential candidate in history. She had been a highly respected Senator who was re-elected in a landslide, a highly respected Secretary of State who had gained the admiration of our allies around the world, and an involved First Lady in an administration that presided over an eight-year period free of wars or economic disasters. She beat Donald Trump nationally by three million votes, and was only denied the presidency by an antiquated electoral college system and a covert disinformation campaign waged by Russia in collusion with the Trump campaign and the thoroughly corrupt and venal Republican party.

      • Thank you for setting the record straight for him. The republicans do things unilaterally but want to share the disastrous results the Democrats.

        • Sorry, but this is misinformation. A. Both major parties in the US are corrupt to the core. B. It is the ignorant American people in general who allowed the Clinton Campaign and the DNC subvert the democratic nomination process to give us two criminals between which to choose as our president. This is the product of decades of starving education and making human rights a privilege for the wealthy.
          The US is a shithole country. The good news is that the empire is self-destructing – the US will become a half dozen or so smaller, more manageable countries with new opportunities to keep the corruption of wealth out of their democracies. And the lethal military monster will be put out of the world’s misery. Amen.

        • Michael Hartley | January 14, 2018 at 6:18 pm | Reply

          Hillary was a well-documented warmonger, her allegiance was truly ‘1%’ and she was as you say,more intelligent than Trump, so hid her evil well. You DO have 2 honest politicians in USA, Elizabeth Warren, and Bernie Sanders.
          Please do research on Hillary, just to ‘know,’ then support Sanders. Norway is BRIllIANT!

          • Actually, you’re the one who needs to do research rather than buying into Russian agitprop and the disinformation pushed by the GOP/Koch propaganda machine for 3 decades. I once bought it, not the completely ludicrous conspiracy theories of course, but then researched the charges against her more deeply, the details, and discovered much of it is specious. She’s no more a warmonger than any other president, and far less of one than Trump (or Bush). And unlike Trump, she believes in diplomacy, actually knows what it is. Also unlike Trump—who filled his cabinet with corporate billionaires, his administration with an army of lobbyists, is literally letting CEOs draft his executive orders, is taking regulations back to 1960’s levels, and backed a massive tax giveaway to the 1%—she wanted to raise taxes on the rich and strengthen protections for the working and middle class, in particular the Financial Protection Bureau Trump’s dismantling.

            Trump got elected, in part, because too many couldn’t recognize the difference between a flawed ally and a deadly enemy, put their idealism and absolutism before people more vulnerable than they are now suffering very real life harm; ahead of American democracy, also flawed but better than the alternative, and is now under siege, may very well not survive. So rather than some movement in the right direction, the US is rapidly regressing, retreating from the world diplomatically but expanding its military operations, destroying alliances that took decades to build, constant care to maintain, and engendered world peace and global stability, both under threat now because the power void left is being filled by illiberal nations, dictators have been emboldened by Trump, he’s antagonizing everyone (except Putin), and is keeping the world perpetually on the brink of nuclear world war.

            Reasonable Americans have been shaken out of their idealism, complacency, cynicism, or apathy by Trump’s presidency, now realize their mistake, recognize the existential threat Trump poses, and will vote for Democratic candidates who may not be ideal, but will provide a check on Trump and Republicans, who are nearly as mercenary and rapacious as Trump, serving only their wealthy donors to the detriment of the majority of their own base, never mind the rest of the population. The Democrats aren’t ideal, but the problems with the party are inconsequential by comparison.

            An emergency requires triage, treating the life threatening wounds first, then the broken bones. Otherwise, the US becomes the theocratic plutocracy run by an autocrat that Trump and his adherents are rapidly moving towards. And if the bulwark of Western democracy falls to illiberalism, the entire world is completely screwed. It’s astounding that anyone who doesn’t support Trump could still think we would’ve been worse off under Hillary—who wasn’t my ideal candidate, but isn’t the inept, unhinged, bigoted, Nazi sympathizing demagogue devoid of conscience or any shred of basic human decency we have now. It’s called perspective, but apparently some people on the left are as absolutist as Trump supporters.

            I like Bernie, but moderate Democrats and left leaning independents won’t vote for him. So if he splits the left again in 2020, Trump gets reelected. I love Warren, who has a shot, but says she’s not running, and because of the sexism in this country, probably couldn’t win. I will vote for whoever has the best chance of beating Trump, because everything else is insignificant right now. Once he’s gone and sanity is restored, it’s going to take years, maybe decades just to get back to where we were, fix the damage done, never mind progressive advancements and getting big money out of politics—which I support, but am realistic enough to know will take time since Trump’s undone progress already made and smashed ethical, political, societal and democratic norms. You have to rebuild the foundation first.

        • Bravo! Beautifully said – thank you!

      • They nominated ” crooked Hilary” and middle America wanted no part of her.

    • * no matter what OUR differences are, no matter what OUR political views are, it is important to know the difference between OUR and are. ?

  34. Independentthinker | January 13, 2018 at 8:50 pm | Reply

    OMG How stupid are you people who actually think this story is real. Lol. That’s how come there is a war on “fake news” and why MSM keeps serving it to you dopes. These countries are terrible places to live, in your own lives you have said many many worse things about some bad neighboring town or broken down vehicle on the road. Hillary called Americans deplorable, Bill called them hillbillies and Obama recently said Fox News watchers were living on another planet. All said on public record and none of you morons can call it a moral equivalent to this. Good luck with your logic and toughen up a bit. When those who are using you for votes are done with you, you will need to be tougher.

  35. ALL DECENTS COUNTRIES SHOULD STOP DEALING WITH THE UNITED STATES UNTIL THIS IMBECILE IS REMOVE FROM POWER.

    • AGREED – sanctions
      – only news reporting of positive issues the US makes.
      – boycott products, movies, tv shows, sports etc

    • As someone from the United States I totally agree!

    • Agreed! I am beyond disgusted and embarrassed to be stuck in this backwards-ass excuse for a country! MY country is not only a disgrace but a serious threat to the peace and stability of the world. The US needs to be put down like a rabid dog.

      • It is tragic for the USA but you all voted for war mongering Trump.
        Pls would you all bear in mind the fact that Norway hosted International PEACE day with attendees & speakers from so many countries. I watched it on TV – it was deeply moving
        Mr Trump was not there surprise surprise….
        Should World War 3 erupt , he will have much to answer for…. UK loves USA but not with this President

  36. To all my friends in the US: You are Always welcome to our Kingdom of Shithole.

  37. We salvadorans all from a shithole country in central América creo gratefull with the people and govermnt of the Kindom of Shithole in Europeo.

  38. Jack Robertson | January 13, 2018 at 5:57 pm | Reply

    Well the shitholes have spoken, their jealousy of having a great leader like Trump is duly noted.

    • Paulette Paquette | January 13, 2018 at 9:21 pm | Reply

      Once again, an American has to have things ‘splained. At the very top of this page (that you CHOSE to come to) is this – “BREAKING BURGH :
      A SATIRICAL BLOG SERVING WESTERN PENNSYLVANIA AND BEYOND”.

      Satire : NOUN
      1.
      the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
      2.
      a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
      3.
      a literary genre comprising such compositions.

      In other words, absolutely no-one is jealous of your 😀 “great leader” 😀 . They are laughing at him. Read “The Emperor’s New Clothes” http://www.online-literature.com/hans_christian_andersen/967/

      I am giving you the benefit of the doubt when I suggest you read.

    • What a douche moron!

  39. Im a simply dude from Norway. I just give a f… what Thrump say ore do. Poor fucks who gave him their vote. In Norway we are proud to live here. Are king say: Norwegian are white brown and black. Some like cheese som like hame some dont…

  40. From an 11th Generation Black Man from Amerikkka – I’m feeling this that you guys renamed your country this. Trump is a menace – this white establishment voted him in against the popular vote so he’s in control now Destroying the essence of what the U.S. is about. But don’t worry Time will turn this around too. Keep The Faith…

    • You are aware that this is SATIRE aren’t you?

      • Trump is not satire! He unfortunately is very real, very evil, very unaware of anything, anyplace or anyone other than himself. He is a Narcissist. Google it. I can’t wait until the 2020 elections to get him OUT. Pence would also be bad for he is very anti-female and very ultra-conservative. Gosh. Let’s find a wonderful moderate who wants peace (not peach, as it was spelled in a recent White House publication) in our country, and in the world. And in Normay! Did you guys catch that flub??

  41. Jeg er dritthull!

  42. Message to the world: We, Americans, are not all like this man. We are waiting this challenging time out until we can restore things back to some sort of normalcy. Do not desert us!

  43. Phil Rodrigues | January 13, 2018 at 2:01 pm | Reply

    Hopefully this Country now in a shithole itself, will include changing it’s name also to, “The United States of lies” Time has always rid itself of such decease we are all unfortunately tolerating. Everything happens for a reason. There’s a lesson to be learned. Hopefully we the people do.
    Thank you Norway (Shithole) for your show of decency and your example humanity for all life on Earth.

    • I am... way better than him | January 13, 2018 at 7:34 pm | Reply

      Until they get rid of that DUMP who’s serve as a president, they should rename the United States the “United Shithole of America’ in solidarity for all countries that DUMP president has insulted

  44. Peter Alexander | January 13, 2018 at 1:59 pm | Reply

    One of my goals was to visit Norway and Sweden. Now I am looking forward to touring Sweden and the Kingdom of Shithole. As the USA is now the United Shitholes of America, I feel a kindred spirit with my fellow Shitholians!!

  45. Learn from history; People with the least perceived potential, might be the ones most wanted.

    (or are we most wanted in US just because we buy so many military air-planes?).

    “They found that Norwegians, based on their mostly rural, low-income occupations such as farming, fishing and logging, arrived in the United States with the lowest earning potential of any national group. Even after 30 years in the country, the authors found, Norwegians had failed to find higher-paying work and close the gap with either native earners or most other European immigrants.”

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2018/01/12/trump-wants-more-immigrants-from-norway-theres-a-reason-they-arent-coming/?utm_term=.fb7d98fda262

  46. I am hoping that Trump and his Clan will indeed visit and pray for them to fall into a real SHITHOLE so they won’t come out Smelling like a Rose????

  47. It is a shame having this kind of person as a president of the United States

  48. Thanks to you people from Norway,iam from el Salvador ,one of the countries insulted by trump, God bless you always.

  49. proud of Norway thanks for sharing love

  50. We do still live in a nice and lovely country, as long it may last…though, some blindfolded leftwing politicians, who seems to be dropped out of «shitholes» tries hard to destroy it ! Sad shit !

  51. Liberalism is a mental disorder, if you need proof, read these comments.

    • Conservatism IS the mental disorder. You leave in a world of alternative facts.

    • So agree with you. Liberals are all nuts. Bet none of them will be booking a vacation to Haiti any time soon.

      • what does the condition of the country itself have to do with not wanting to take in immigrants from there? i thought trump wants it based on merit?

  52. Please world, don’t judge us by the things that’s spewed from this s*house and the repugnant party! We are for the most part, decent, law abiding, educated, productive citizens! ?‍♀️?‍♀️

  53. THANKS ,,NORWE,,MANGE TAG,,

  54. jointherevolution | January 13, 2018 at 7:59 am | Reply

    Please world don’t judge us by what he says. Most of us are as appalled as you are. Most of us are sane, caring and don’t share his “crappy” thinking.

    • Gérard Fournier | January 13, 2018 at 10:16 am | Reply

      If “ most “ Americans are sane, caring , as I believe you are, and do not share “ his “ crappy thinking, why is it taking you guys so long to get rid of him?

      • We cannot until Congress, which is a Republican majority, chooses to start proceedings. Since there are several high-ranking Republicans who are most-likely complicit in this Russian scandal, nothing will happen until Mueller’s investigation blows the lid off this whole thing.

        Then I hope to see lenthy prison sentences for many of them.

      • I wish I knew why it is taking so long

        • Because Mueller is a through guy. I would rather he takes a while and has a rock solid case than leaves anyway for them to wiggle out.

      • Frances McCarthy | January 13, 2018 at 7:01 pm | Reply

        Because there is a silent majority that believes our President is fighting to keep our country from becoming another shithole.

      • We wish we could get rid of him. Impeachable offenses include illegal activities that are “high crimes and misdemeanors”. Being a shithole isn’t illegal. Until it is shown that he has done something illegal, he can’t be impeached. At this point, Mueller’s investigation is our best bet. And as someone already stated, Mueller has to be thorough.

  55. PROUD OF AMERICA, ASHAMED OF trumP.

  56. Hi all you Kingdom of Shithole shitholians!
    You are all welcome to come for a visit to our wonderful sh*thole countries here in southern sh*thole!
    We’ve got South Sh*thole, Bechuanaland Sh*thole and my sh*thole country of Nambia ????????????????❤️?‼️

  57. Hi all you Kingdom of Shithole shitholians!
    You are all welcome to come for a visit to our wonderful sh*thole countries here in southern sh*thole!
    We’ve got South Sh*thole, Bechuanaland Sh*thole and my sh*thole country of Nambia ????????????????❤️?‼️

  58. Please don’t adapt this vocabulary. That’s exactly what he wants.

  59. I am from Nepal and I am from a shithole country and I actually like it living in a shithole country. 🙂

    Dotard Trumpmaina

  60. I am embarrassed to say I sm an American

    • Ditto.

    • No reason to be embarrassed. You can’t control a certain person in the White House. I am proud to be American and will not hesitate to say so. Maybe be ashamed of the White House actions, but embarrassed or ashamed to be American? No.

  61. Wilfredo Lopez | January 13, 2018 at 5:34 am | Reply

    The United States at present is a dysfunctional country, with a so called racist leader that promotes hatred and divisiveness. The only thing that comes out if his mouth is total bullshit. Fuck him where he breaths,and believe me he is despised by the majority of Americans. I am sorry for the language, but this sick person must be called out and removed.

  62. Gabrielle Bergan | January 13, 2018 at 4:37 am | Reply

    Hi Erik, I live in the wettest hole in a shitty country too:)

  63. I too am a Shitholeian! One half Norwegian no longer.

  64. Well I thought the trump tower had normal water flussing toilets, my question is from what shithole mr. Trump draws his experiences and observations from.
    As most people know kbowledge is based on upbringing and experience….right?

  65. Actually, I live in the US and we’ve become Shithole

  66. Rolf of Shithole Extraction | January 13, 2018 at 12:06 am | Reply

    My parents emigrated from Shithole in 1954 and 1955. My dad left Shithole on a Shitholean freighter, crossing the panama canal before landing in California, and my mother came over from Shithole on an airplane the following year. I was born in 1958; I remember well how we spoke Shitholian at home, and attended the Shitholian Lutheran Church. I grew up mainly in California and Texas and am now a loyal and patriotic American citizen living in Colorado, but sometimes – especially when our current President speaks -I wonder if Shithole may be better.

    • Sophie Younger | January 13, 2018 at 4:09 am | Reply

      Haha Rolf, so funny!! Except that how can you ‘WONDER’ if Shithole may be a better place to live?! Of COURSE it would be! Great that you spoke Shitholian at home and attended the Shitholian Lutheran Church. I live in beautiful Scotland, terribly close to my Shitholian friends, yet I’ve never set foot there – but I definitely intend to. I’m now worrying that Shithole is about to acquire an influx of followers of Unbelievably Bonkers Orange Man, which would be absolutely shit for Shithole.

  67. Yo soy de El Salvador hablo español, si bien es cierto que en mi pais existen muchas problematicas no quiere decir que no existan personas inteligentes, con talento y gran creatividad y lo mejor de todo es que a pesar de todas las adversidades somos duros de vencer Trump quisiera verlo una semana aca en mi pais …

  68. My grandfather was born on the Solberg farm in Utvik, Shithole. My grandmother was born in Larsgaard, Shithole. They immigrated to this country (separately) and did not learn English well. My father was not born in Shithole, but spoke only Shitholese because his parents spoke Shitholese. When he was seven he attended a non-Shitholese speaking school. Then he learned to speak a foreign language.

  69. Jag vi elsker detta skitland!

    • ???. I really like the new version of your national anthem. If only the US could live up to Drittland’s standards and have a leader who is civil and has a shred of decency/dignity

  70. I live in Bergen, the wettest hole in a shitty country.

    • Near Bergen is a village called Skoldjen, where English born Austrian philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein lived in 1913-14. Skoldjen, Shithole.

  71. Bee vomit and yeast piss for everyone! Huzzah!

    I wouldn’t advise grabbing the women who bring it by anything, though…

  72. Ha,ha,ha! Very good!

  73. I am now very proud to say I am of Shitholeian decent.

  74. Eric L. Peters | January 12, 2018 at 12:08 am | Reply

    Following the White House, they’ve also renamed the country “Normay”. So, it will be a Normay Shithole from now on.

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