Novel Coronavirus Expresses Bitter Disappointed With Sparsely Attended Trump Rally

Speaking to reporters today the novel Coronavirus expressed its bitter disappointment with the Trump 2020 campaign rally in Tulsa.

“I had such high hopes for this event.”

Though the virus commended those that were in attendance for not following social distancing guidelines for the most part, it said it had been promised so much more.

“So much for the densely packed crowds! I’d have been better off at a BLM protest, even if they all wear masks.”

It also took exception at being referred to as the ‘Kung Flu’.

“How about delivering an actual audience for me to infect instead of playing fast and loose with my name.”

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