The National Rifle Association (NRA) has entered the private automobile market with the announcement of the first gun that is also a car by President Wayne LaPierre.
“It’s a fully functional vehicle you can use to get around but it’s also a firearm so you don’t need to register it and can take it anywhere except into some classrooms which we are working on.”
Since its primary status as a gun is protected under the Second Amendment, LaPierre says all the usual restrictions associated with driving simply fall away.
“Sidewalks, public plazas, and restaurants without posted notices – they are all fair game to drive your guncar on or into.”
Another advantage is that if you harm anyone with your guncar, either by shooting them or getting drunk and running them over, the manufacturer or bar can’t be sued and you will likely not face prosecution.
“If you’re a dangerous driver with a paranoid fear of the government, the guncar is for you.”