In the highly competitive category of best performance by a product placed in a feature film, Omega Watch was the winner tonight for its highly lauded role in the film Vice.

“I’ve never seen a product give a more moving emotive performance.”

It joins previous winners like Heineken Bottle and Audi Sports Car in the pantheon of the Hollywood’s placed products at the top of their craft.

“The other nominees like American Express Card and Apple Macbook never stood a chance.”

In a brief acceptance speech, Omega Watch thanked its manufacturer for providing it with a sophisticated quartz mechanism that allowed it to keep perfect time.

“I’d also like to thank the many high-end retailers who stock me as well.”