(Mar-a-Lago, FL) Former President Trump’s office announced that he will be delivering the first ever “State of the Sulk” address tonight to coincide with the State of the Union address by President Biden. Though the…
(The Kremlin, Russian Federation) An embarrassed Vladimir Putin today apologized for not immediately recognizing the name of Paul Gosar after being informed that the United States Representative (R-Arizona) had done a great job playing down…
Lent has arrived which can only mean one thing in Pittsburgh – Fish Frys! But there is a dark underbelly to the fish fry capital of the world, where you only have to scratch the…
(The Kremlin, Russian Federation) With his military struggling on the ground in Ukraine, Russian President Vladimir Putin today praised the performance of the troops fighting the strongest to ensure he prevails. Putin made special mention…
The Russian invasion of Ukraine, coupled with veiled threats by President Putin to use nuclear weapons against anyone who intervenes, has a lot of people worried these days – but not the baby boomers due…
Asked today about his thoughts on the upcoming midterm elections in November, Vladimir Putin expressed confidence that his party would gain seats in both chambers of Congress. “There had better be given all the resources…
(Pittsburgh, PA) So you accepted an invitation to your co-workers party on Sunday and – because you know absolutely nothing about sports – didn’t realize it was to watch the Super Bowl. Obviously you can’t cancel,…
Rap artist and occasional Presidential candidate Kanye West – who currently goes by ‘Ye’ – has demanded that the streaming service Spotify delete songs other than his own or he’s leaving. West had a ready…
(Washington, DC) There were awkward scenes at the National Prayer Breakfast today after one of the main attendees, God, failed to turn up on time. Politicians, religious leaders and assorted deities milled about not knowing…
With Pittsburgh wondering exactly what happened to the predicted afternoon freezing rain conditions that prompted widespread closings today, local station WTAE said it was switching up its forecasting method in a bid to be more…
(Punxsatawney, PA) The annual tradition of Groundhog Day has been thrown into chaos on the event of the event after famed rodent meteorologist Punxsutawney Phil said he will not say whether he sees his shadow or…
As part of its acquisition of the hugely popular word game, WORDLE, the New York Times has announced it will be releasing a two-letter version of the game so that Trump supporters can enjoy it…
After previously granting high profile covers to both Jill Biden and Kamala Harris while snubbing Melania Trump during her time in the White House, VOGUE magazine has made its latest – and arguably most hurtful…
The solitary Spotify subscriber who listens to both Joe Rogan’s podcast and Neil Young’s music said today he is torn over what to do after the Canadian singer said the streaming service had to choose…
(The White House) As Russia continues to amass troops and military hardware along its border with eastern Ukraine, President Biden today announced substantial measures that he is taking to deal with the situation. Flanked by…
(Cliffside Park, NJ) Friends and family of Dr. Mehmet Oz expressed concern today for the TV personality. Though they have long felt something was mentally ‘off’, a recent incident involving his run for office and…
(Pittsburgh, PA) After the successful introduction of its oversized powered recliner seating with folding food trays, Cinemark has announced the next level of comfort cinema viewing will be available at its Settler’s Ridge location from…
(Mountain View, CA) Alphabet Inc. [NASDAQ: GOOGL] – the parent company of Google – has announced plans to become an accredited degree-granting institution. CEO and inaugural Google University President Sundar Pichai explained that the company…
(Pittsburgh, PA) A local shortage of folding and plastic chairs due to disruptions in the global supply chain has thrown the city’s intricate residential parking priority system into chaos, according to reports. Mayor Ed Gainey…
STEELERS BRIEF: Saying he was keen to get on with the next chapter of his life, Ben Roethlisberger has elected to turn into an unfit bloated shell of his former self on the very first…
