Vice President Mike Pence said during a White House press conference that he has drawn up a comprehensive plan of attack to contain coronavirus infections in the United States.
“No thoughts or prayers will go unused in combating this deadly virus.”
Pence also paid tribute to his boss, President Trump, for reassuring the American people as soon as possible without waiting for detailed input from scientists and medical professionals.
“He could have said we are ready, or even very ready, but he said we are very very ready.”
To maximize the chances of success, Pence said he is drawing on the resources of other important public safety programs the administration is currently engaged to safeguard the public.
“In a sign of how seriously we take this threat, we are diverting many of the thoughts and prayers currently battling the gun violence epidemic to help contain the coronavirus.”
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