The Vice President has expressed his grave concerns that, at the rate things are going, in the future there may be women who both dance in videos without a care and also are known to use swear words.

“We already have one woman prancing around and another who says, well I can’t even utter it.”

Pence said it is vital a stop be put to this disturbing trend before we are witness to the evolution of women who exhibit both vices.

“God forbid we might even see women who dance and cuss at the same time!”

He suggests the nation unite in prayer that this unholy evil be averted.

“Otherwise, heaven help us, Mother.”