A delegation of penguins has officially requested that Pittsburgh’s NHL team change its name following a playoff loss in straight games to the New York Islanders.
“You’ve been the penguins for so long. Maybe it’s time for a change.”
They suggested a different animal be used instead, as they would like to be free to have another team named after them.
“How about the Pittsburgh Bats? Or if alliteration is important, the Pittsburgh Platypi?”
Though they tried to argue they had long intended to do this, the penguins conceded a downturn in the team’s fortunes played a part.
“We’re proud creatures, and frankly it’s getting embarrassing.”
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