MEDICAL BRIEF: Staff at the Burn Center at MedStar Georgetown University Hospital said tonight they expected Fox News White House correspondent for Peter Doocy to survive after receiving severe burns at a briefing earlier today. However they stressed this was in no way a suggestion that his medical condition was not extremely serious on arrival.
“These were very deep burns indeed. Frankly he’s lucky to be alive.”
This is not the first time Doocy has required such treatment, as he has been a regular visitor to the burn center since the beginning of the year.
“We’re starting to wonder if he has some kind of underlying mental disorder as he just keeps getting burned – almost like he wants it to happen.”
Another theory is that he might be unable to feel the terrible pain that would normally be associated with this type of injury, which would cause most people to shrivel up and hide in a corner.
“Some individuals are actually unable to feel the pain of the burns they have personally received and carry on as normal as if it never happened. Peter might just be one of those.”
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Somebody needs to clean the Whitehouse of all the democrat trash, sit them to the curb today is trash day.
I’m a longtime Fox news watcher. my question is how could Peter Doocy get burned in a briefing room.
Did WH pressure FOX to get rid of Peter Doocy
As vindictive as Biden is, yes.
At all time follow your mind
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Peter Doocy should get shirts printed that say Stupid S.O.B,he could make a fortune.
Douchy asks “gotcha” questions like “is Biden still beating his wife?’
Doocy asks questions and Psaki fails to answer every time. I think she is scared of his questions too, because he has not been in the briefing room here lately. Psaki is completely unprofessional and condescending, not just to Diocy but other journalists as well. Especially when she says she will “circle back“ or “. get back to you” or when she has to direct the question to the state department or cdc etc. Add to that the fact she accuses journalists of not understanding this or that, and my personal favorite dismissal of respect is when she uses hand gestures like a high school girl talking smack on tick rock to get her point across, which shows just how frustrated she can be with having to shield this administration from questions the public wants and needs to know. Psaki is not blistering, she is butt hurt almost every single day. And it’s not her fault completely, Biden, Harris, Pelosi, all the generals and health officials in this admin give her garbage to work with, so it’s kinda hard for her to spin Golden Fleece out of it. Poor Psaki probably goes home to a Valium and a bottle of wine every night.
I think what you forget is the questions he asks are things that all of us want to know. Like the fact that although Americans are required to be vaccinated to travel or even put food on the table, and certainly anyone flying into the country needs to prove they are vaccinated, the completely open border we have with Mexico where hundreds of thousands are entering with zero need to be vaccinated at all. I wasn’t sure that was true until he asked Pesky if it was, and she said YES. I also think it says a lot that she sneered when he asked about the Americans now in Afghanistan and trying to get out still. Like she thought its. was absurd to talk about it. She isn’t burning him, but the whole country.