Observers of Pi Day across the country have bid it farewell for another year. For the uninitiated, Pi Day is celebrated on March 14 in acknowledgment of the special mathematical number.

Adherents typically do not do calculus, but take advantage of cheap pizza promotions and consume record amounts of delicious dessert pies.

With #PiDay over, its fans will now start celebrating #RegretWeek And #PrivateShameMonth instead. True devotees will also be observing #BeltLooseningFriday and #ThisHasToStopWeekend.

And remember, there’s always next year’s Pi Day to look forward to!

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