Pittsburgh Vows To Rise Again After Being Devastated By Mild Flurries

The horrific scene on Liberty Avenue downtown earlier today.

(Pittsburgh, PA) Mayor Peduto made an impassioned plea to band together and rebuild the city today, after gentle wafting precipitation wreaked havoc throughout its neighborhoods.

Pittsburghers have sought strength from each other just as they did in the far-less-damaging Blizzard of ’93. Often the simple act of sharing horror stories can offer the best kind of cathartic healing.

“I thought I might have to use the brush on my car this morning, but a light gush of wind blew the flakes off at the last minute. Hopefully the night sweats will diminish over time.”

Even President Trump is helping, promising emergency relief through FEMA by declaring Southwestern Pennsylvania a Federal Disaster Area.

“It’s the least I can do given the snowfall is much greater in Pittsburgh than in DC, just like my inauguration crowd was much larger than Obama’s.”

Those caught outside are advised to remain calm and gently bat the snow off their clothing should any accumulate.

7 Comments on "Pittsburgh Vows To Rise Again After Being Devastated By Mild Flurries"

  1. It must have been overwhelming. 10:45 Sunday night and my block still hasn’t been touched.

  2. I think the city could’ve done more icing on the streets. The roads would’ve been much safer and we could’ve at least left our homes for supplies.

    • They were out. They were not “icing” they were salting the roads..unfortuanetly, when the dregree drops under a certain temp. The salt does nothing. They can only do so much! Have some respect, get your “supplies” ahead of time if your that worried!

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  4. I just saw where a tornado hit Braddock. It did $20 Million Dollars worth of improvements.

  5. Bryan Warren | March 15, 2017 at 2:01 pm | Reply

    The Swedish embassy may have helpful advice here……..

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