Pittsburgh Weather Diagnosed With Bipolar Disorder

With temperatures almost in the sixties just days after the City was literally frozen shut, the Pittsburgh Weather has finally agreed it needs help.

“Clearly I am not well.”

Following an examination by qualified medical experts, a diagnosis of bipolar order was handed down.

The classic symptom of extreme behavioral changes in a short space of time is very apparent.”

Though the illness can often have a genetic component, that is not believed to be significant here.

“In this case we suspect environmental factors are wholly responsible.”

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