Police Charge Elizabeth Warren With Savage Murder Of John Delaney

The candidacy of Elizabeth Warren is up in the air tonight after authorities arrested and charged the Massachusetts Senator with the savage murder of one John Delaney.

“It was horrific.”

Authorities are confident they can secure a conviction as the brutal killing was witnessed by millions of people watching it transpire on CNN.

“She just ended him like it was nothing.”

The fatal incident occured when Warren tried to stir things up and Delaney argued that things should be left essentially as they are. Warren laid into Delaney shouting ‘What’s the point of you?’ before finishing him off. Police are insisting that Warren not receive bail as there are concerns she may kill again.

“We fear she may choke the life out of John Hickenlooper given half a chance.”

13 Comments on "Police Charge Elizabeth Warren With Savage Murder Of John Delaney"

  1. That’s Awesome. I hope the “bodies” (i.e. political careers) of ALL of these Traitors pile up in her wake. You Go Girl, and take NO Bullshit! 💙💙💙

  2. He needed taking down. Watching his facial expressions told me everything I needed to know about him.

  3. And take Hilary with her..
    PLEASE…..

  4. HA!HA! Fake news again.I hope they all drown in the swamp. Send.

  5. Isnt..” finish him” fluffer lingo for hes done for the day?

  6. Richard Lindsay | July 31, 2019 at 2:30 pm | Reply

    Some of these right-wingers actually believed this stuff???? Anyone see.a “murder” during the debate?? If she had killed him the.world would stop turning.

  7. honestly though, his face when she finished her comment… he knew at that moment that he fucked up…

  8. right before she did I heard ‘FINISH HIM’

  9. Trump is on her list. Beware !

  10. Lauretta Richardson | July 31, 2019 at 11:22 am | Reply

    This satire is tricky stuff!

  11. For fuck’s sake! It’s labeled satire, ya holier-than-thou braintrust…

  12. She should go to the Electric Chair.Glad to find out about her NOW.
    And she wants to be President.
    Go to Hell you murdering bitch!

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