A polio charity in Georgia that provided years of treatment to Mitch McConnell as a toddler, sparing him from paralysis, has announced it will be taking back his legs.
Though not government funded, the charity benefited from the active involvement of FDR, himself a polio victim, at its founding and helped those families like the McConnells that were too pathetic and witless to help themselves.
“Those legs are the product of the generosity of hard-working Americans who we know the grown-up Mitch McConnell would agree shouldn’t have had to support the wretched children of failures like his parents.”
The charity, whose modern day representatives McConnell refused to meet with to discuss the current healthcare bill he is spearheading, will remove the limbs after the July the Fourth holiday.
“We need to make this right, as those non-paralyzed legs must be a constant painful reminder to the Senator that he benefited from treatment his worthless no-good mother and father couldn’t afford.”