Pollsters Predict Record Levels Of Troll Turnout For Midterm Elections

Normally midterm elections are very quiet compared to those in a Presidential election year, but all the signs are there that turnout will be very healthy this time.

“The days of troller apathy are truly over.”

Pollsters says they have never seen numbers like this when it comes to manipulating voting in a non-Presidential election cycle.

“Obviously the Russian constituency is always one to watch though don’t be surprised to see a good showing by the Chinese and people who never accepted the Confederacy lost the Civil War.”

They encourage trolls who want their opinion heard to start posting as soon as possible and not leave it all to election day.

“You could end up lost in the troll crowd if you do.”

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