Polygraph Machine To Give Rebuttal To President’s Trump Address

Image credit: 'Polygraph' by Flickr user Gabriel Rodríguez license CC BY-SA 2.0.

Democrats are demanding equal time from the networks following President Trump’s address to the nation on immigration, saying it is needed for them to properly respond.

There was uncertainly at first over who would get the honor, though it has now been confirmed that a polygraph machine will be giving the Democratic rebuttal.

Originally the rebuttal time was to be shared with Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi, until the polygraph machine made it clear it would need all the time that was allotted to express everything it expected to have to say.

When asked how it was feeling about the task entrusted to it, the polygraph said “I won’t lie to you, this is going to be the hardest I’ve ever worked.”

1 Comment on "Polygraph Machine To Give Rebuttal To President’s Trump Address"

  1. This idea has merit.

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