Porn Industry Worried Association With White House May Tarnish Its Image

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(San Fernando Valley, CA) Following further revelations about President’s Trump’s alleged affair with adult actress Stephanie Clifford, aka Stormy Daniels, the adult film business is worried that being associated with this White House could affect how it is perceived.

Former male performer and owner of NuttinButtAss Productions Ace Reamer says seeing stories about his peers and the current occupant of the White House makes his heart sink.

“This Presidency is not something we want to be connected with. We have our standards.”

Reamer says with new revelations coming out daily, he’s fearful his industry’s hard fought for reputation will suffer. He is particularly torn about his new line of goofy incest-themed porn he had such high hopes for.

“When I make ‘taboo’ pornography it’s understood it’s not real. But now I know that Trump told Stormy she reminds him of Ivanka, it just feels dirty and wrong.”

Rising starlet Nayler Swyft lamented that those just breaking into the business could come into contact with someone so devoid of basic decency as the President.

“I hate to think that some innocent midwestern girl who just wants to move to California and do gonzo gangbangs for money ends up getting involved with someone like him instead.”

They all agree they would rather Trump stuck to hanging out with those people for whom dignity and decorum is not so important.

“As far as we are concerned the evangelicals are welcome to him.”

21 Comments on "Porn Industry Worried Association With White House May Tarnish Its Image"

  1. The fact that most of you don’t understand satire explains how we got Trump in the first place. Dotards. LOL

    • For what it’s worth, I imagine there are quite a few sex workers who cringe at being associated with the Oval Occupant. You can totally have sex for money without being a fraud, a liar, disrespectful of others, pugnacious, unintelligent, overbearing, an exploiter of people’s insecurities, racist, a traitor…

      I think there’s an article very much like this waiting to be written; but completely non-satirical, non-ironic, literally actually no-joke sincere.

  2. What a fugly bunch of hos.
    Nobody cares what you think.

  3. Richard Pounder | March 12, 2018 at 1:09 pm | Reply

    Ace Reamer died over two years ago though

  4. You know the end is nigh when the porn industry is worried about its image.

  5. Ask this stupid puke if he could do porn movies in other countries where gays are killed, for example!

  6. The downfall of pronography! Yes, stop discussing our society!

  7. Lmao get a real job whores

    • Eat a dick.

    • You think work in the sex industry is not “real”? It is not easy to pretend to have a good time and be pleasing with anyone, including people like you and 45! Although the website is satirical, there are certainly some basic truths!

  8. Nail-her-swift. Lmfao

  9. Ron Jeremy? Naaaa Tommy Gunn for president. He’d be gteat, fantastic work ethic, driven, motivated, and best of all, actually honest.

  10. You think Trump is vulgar? Vulgarity is the star you are born under.

  11. It sure would be great if the porn industry would stop with the incest videos, they’re really annoying. Why not focus their energy on healthy relationships? We need the industry to help lead the way in setting good examples of people treating each other with respect and having fun.

  12. Very Interesting ?

  13. Amazing Gracie | January 17, 2018 at 10:51 pm | Reply

    Ron Jeremy for President! HA!

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