Following a fire at Trump Tower in New York City, the President has revealed that his tax returns for the last 50 years were completely destroyed in the blaze.
“They were all stored there in a box marked ‘Money Stuff’ so now they are gone forever. Sad!”
Trump says the timing couldn’t have been worse.
“I was just about to release them too! Shame. Guess you can stop asking now.”
In addition to his tax returns, all the records from his successful 2016 campaign were lost as well.
“If only I’d turned them over to the Mueller investigation they would still be safe.”