Citing the excellent work he did during Black History Month , President Trump requested Ben Carson become gay during June, aka Pride Month.
“Ben has proven so good at representing one minority in my Cabinet, I figured he’d be great at this too.”
Trump assured Carson’s wife that he need only be gay for the next few weeks, after which he can go back to being whatever orientation he like.
“Who knows? He might decide he likes it!”
Should Carson refuse, Trump said he might just have to out his Vice-President once and for all to avoid his cabinet looking out of touch.
“Everyone knows it already anyway, except for Mike of course.”