The chances Krispy Kreme doughnuts will be served at a formal White House dinner grew today, as President Trump announced they are now one of his favorite foods.
“I always preferred Dunkin Donuts before, but Krispy Kremes taste so much better!”
Trump said he felt an irresistible urge to ‘give them another try’ recently, and is now their biggest fan.
“Turns out all my supporters are big fans too!”
To the surprise of many, Trump revealed he is a highly ethical consumer who makes a point of checking out the histories of the companies whose products he uses.
“Try having Chick-fil-A followed up with a Krispy Kreme jam-filled doughnut sometime. I guarantee it will be the best meal you’ve ever eaten!”