With a military parade now being planned for later in the year, the Pentagon today announced that President Trump is to receive a significant military promotion in advance of its taking place.
Though as Commander-in-Chief he controls all the armed forces, this is not technically a military rank, and he currently holds the lowly rank of Cadet.
Pentagon planners felt he should have a higher military rank if he is to ceremonially receive the salute at a full-blown parade.
“Hitler was a Corporal after all.”
US Army Chief of Staff General Mark A. Milley confirmed he is preparing to grant Trump a commission as a field officer.
“As of next week the President is promoted from Cadet Bonespur to Major Dodge.”
Some had been pushing for a bigger promotion to the rank of General Deferment, but military brass felt that was too much.
“Maybe next year.”
5 time deferment Trump is being give the rank of WHAT? This man is a disgrace and to give him a rank is insulting anyone who ever wore the uniform colors of the U S A. Are the troops going to goose step down Pennsylvania Ave. As one expert said and I paraphrase. We should allow at least one Russian troop in the parade, since that’s what we need to get used to.
God Bless America should be changed to
God Help America because we are acting dumb
Charles A Meade Jrer every day under the leadership of the worlds greatest genius. A military rank would be an insult to all the men who died during the Vietnam War in place of the worlds greatest draft dodger.