(The White House) Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham is to not do her job from home instead for the time being out of an abundance of caution following a possible exposure to the coronavirus. Grisham said her work will be unaffected as she has everything she needs to not carry out her role at home.

“The American Public won’t even know I’m gone.”

Since taking over from Sarah Huckabee Sanders in July 2019, Grishman has evolved the role of being President Trump’s primary spokesperson to one of not speaking to or taking questions from the media under any circumstances. President Trump wished her well and paid tribute to her lack of work ethic.

“I couldn’t ask for anyone better to not engage with the press on my behalf.”

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