US Vice President Mike Pence appeared to be snubbed by Prince Charles recently when he briskly moved past him. The Royal has sought to quickly stiffle speculation as to what happened by explaining why he chose not to shake the Vice President’s hand.
“One finds him to be a dick.”
The heir to the throne emphasized that he was not above shaking the hands of people he has strong reason to dislike, just not in this case.
“I happily shook the hand of Gerry Adams even though the IRA murdered my favourite uncle. But press flesh with Mike Pence? No fucking way, mate.”
The uncharacterically frank commentary by the Prince has taken people by surprise, though he says they shouldn’t be.
“I’m over seventy. I’ve been waiting to fulfill my life’s purpose for over 50 years. Half the world thinks I’m ridiculous. So who gives a monkey’s?”
Royal watchers say the incident has led to a huge increase in Charles’s popularity, especially on social media.
“Move over Meghan & Harry – the gangsta Prince has arrived.”
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good for prince charles. I would not give that freak pence the sweat off of my ass
Prince Charles is awesome.
I’m also sure he doesn’t call his wife “mother” like closet case Mike.
Charles is a pussy always has been always will be maybe he could learn how to man up from pence
It appears Pence needs to man up. Prince Charles just did.
I love white evangelicals because they love being white more than they love christ.
I love white evangelicals because they love being white more than they love christ.
Good for you !
Since you’re anti adultery I take it you are anti Trump then… Or are you just against it when it suits you?
Right in Charles. The fake Christian deserves all he gets. There’s a special place in hell for Pence!
If pence though himself to be a dick, he would suck himself!
Way to go Prince Charles. Nice to see you stand up & day & do something that we all would love to do to that prick 👏👏😥🐾☮️
Charles should be ashamed of his actions against Mike Pence. Gentlemen shake hands. Oh yeah I said gentlemen. That must leave Charles out. A man that committed adultery in his wife surely would not wantvyiyr shake the hand of a man who has been faithful to his wife. Charles popular – I don’t think so. Sad very sad. Shows what kind of person he is and sure not KING material.