Just days after he signed a law limiting abortion to the first six weeks of pregnancy, a new proposal to abort Texas Governor Greg Abbott is garnering huge support nationwide.
“We definitely need exceptions to restrictive abortion laws in cases of rape, health risk to the mother, and being Greg Abbott.”
Even Democrats who are pro-choice but opposed to late-term procedures, as well as many Republicans, quickly warmed to the idea.
“At over 3000 weeks post conception this is obviously a very delayed termination which I would normally oppose, but in this case it’s an enthusiastic YES!”
Once a bill to allow the late-term procedure is passed with bipartisan support, Governor Abbott will be terminated by Planned Parenthood, who have offered to do it for free.
“I think we can all agree that having Greg Abbott disappear from the population is a very good thing.”