Local family man Tom Nowak couldn’t hold back the tears when seven-year-old son David said he wanted to made him proud one day.
“My boy plans to get into the White House to investigate whatever nonsense is going on there when he’s older!”
Tom couldn’t be prouder of his young son’s burning ambition to study hard so he can one day call out whichever incurious opportunist the voting public have installed at the top.
“He’s already practicing being a special prosecutor, bless him.”
Being a second generation immigrant from Poland whose parents grew up under the Soviets, Tom knows that the freedoms available to us as Americans must never be forgotten.
“We are so fortunate to live in a country where anyone can dream of growing up to spearhead the impeachment of a grotesquely unqualified Chief Executive.”