Public Overwhelmingly Believes Ivanka’s Claim She ‘Knows Almost Nothing’

In an interview with ABC, Ivanka Trump has claimed she knew ‘almost nothing’ about the Trump Tower Moscow project.

Without so much as waiting to hear the end of her sentence or what the question was about, members of the public said they believed the Presidential daughter 100%.

“I believe her because she backs up her claim so well.”

Others cited a genetic link in support of Ivanka’s claim she knows almost nothing.

“Like father like daughter, as they say.”

Next, ABC hopes to line up a brutally honest interview with Donald Jr and Eric Trump in which they say they know ‘less than nothing’.

“It would be refreshing to hear them admit what everyone already knows to be the truth.”

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