Already reeling from the devastating effects of hurricane Maria, Puerto Ricans are now facing another dangerous formation predicted to hit the island.

“Landfall is expected on Tuesday, and it won’t be pretty.”

Unlike Maria, which dissipated in power after moving over the US mainland, this new formation poses a far more widespread threat according to meteorologists.

“In principle no part of the globe is safe from its destructive power.”

It is also highly unpredictable and doesn’t confirm to any computer models currently in use.

“It can change direction at the drop of a hat, no matter how clear the path it should be taking is.”

Residents are advised to take shelter from its strong winds and wait for it to pass.

“We’ll get through the effects of Maria, and we’ll get through this too.”

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