Putin Hacks Into US Voting Machines During Meeting With Trump

A defiant Vladimir Putin has published a warning that Western liberalism is ‘obsolete’ cleverly timed to come out during his meeting with G20 leaders in Japan. He then proceeding to hack into a number of US voting machines during his meeting with President Trump, who issued a light hearted warning.

“Don’t meddle in the election.”

Putin asked for patience as he was still busy uploading code to voting machines being tested in Cuyahoga County.

“Sure, Donald, those 100,000 extra votes for you in Ohio are purely down to your charm.”

Putin then winked at Trump and everyone else in the room many times over before closing his laptop and leaving.

“I must go now as a I need to poison a UK citizen with nerve gas in full view of Theresa May.”

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