Putin Offers DNC Officials Jobs On His Election Hacking Team “Your work in Iowa impressed me”

Russian President Putin has congratulated the Democratic Party for putting on an excellent show in Iowa of how to use modern technology to totally screw up a caucus, saying they clearly have a unique talent.

“I couldn’t have done it better myself!”

Despite the high profile his attempts to interfere in the 2016 US election received, Putin says there are many more elections around the world he wants to throw into chaos, and the DNC officials in charge of the Iowa causus clearly have the right stuff.

“You simply must come and work for me. Name your price.”

He promises they won’t have to interfere in the 2020 US election, though they will be working very hard in Europe.

“Abilities like yours should not be wasted in some midwestern backwater when you could be destabilizing whole continents.”

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