(The Kremlin, Russian Federation) With his military making inroads all over the sovereign nation of Ukraine, Russian President Vladimir Putin today praised the performance of the troops fighting to ensure he prevails. While he commended all involved, Putin made special mention of one of his most dedicated specialist units, the 1st Republican Propaganda Division, currently engaged in battle in North America.
“This fine fighting force has, together with Fox News, launched a superb frontal assault against the coalition of western democracies that oppose our actions.”
Though he was not able to mention everyone by name, he wished all his troops in the GOP – as it is locally known – the best and added that he had the upmost faith they would continue to spread lies and undermine his great ideological foe, the government of the United States and its NATO allies.
“If only my combat troops were as dedicated to squeezing the life out of democracy as people like Lauren Boebert, Kevin McCarthy, and “Moscow’ Mitch McConnell this would all be over very quickly!”