Queen Elizabeth Tells Trump No To Gold Carriage Yes To Gun Carriage 

(London, UK) The White House has let the British Royal Family know that President Trump expects to have a ride in the Queen’s gold carriage when he visits the UK later this year.

Protecting the President in the gilded carriage would present a nightmare for security services and it is not an idea the Queen is warming to in any case.

In a private moment of levity, the long-serving monarch who has seen thirteen US President come and go quipped that she had a different carriage that would better suit Donald Trump.

“A ride in my gold carriage is out of the question but one could arrange for President Trump to ride on a gun carriage.”

Though technically the comment could be viewed as a threat on the President’s life which is a class E felony under United States Code, US officials say they will not be attempting an arrest.


5 Comments on "Queen Elizabeth Tells Trump No To Gold Carriage Yes To Gun Carriage "

  1. We will start a “Go Fund Me” page for Great Britain to permanently install him in the tower of London. Bread & water cannot be that expensive and they will take away his phone so he cannot tweet.

  2. Marlene Larson | April 17, 2017 at 11:52 pm | Reply

    I personally would not let him step foot on their soil, let alone ride in a gold carriage. But then, I don’t think anyone needs a gold carriage in the first place!!

  3. Anna Skarzynska | April 17, 2017 at 8:21 pm | Reply

    I’m lost…who would they arrest? Queen Elizabeth? She is governing a whole entire different country.

  4. Correction to my previous comment. I meant to say that Trump has dared to ask a ride in the Queen’s gold carriage.

  5. Unbelievable that arrogant, poor excuse of president, narcissistic ignorant, jackass has dared to ride in the Queen’s carriage!!!!!!

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