(Washington, DC) The world record for the biggest ever gathering of losers was shattered today after a huge organizational effort paid off in the nation’s capital.
Officials from the Guinness Book of Records observing the attempt said that, though it remained to be formally certified, it was clear a new record had been set here today.
“In terms of both the quantity and quality of the participants, this gathering is without a doubt unsurpassed in the field of competitive loserdom.”
Though unable to participate as he was busy with a very important golf game, the holder of the title of biggest individual loser drove by to encourage the competitors. Commentators said it was a banner day all told.
“The sport of losing bigtime is truly experiencing a golden age.”
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