Resolute Crisis Leader Declares Golf Course Free Of Immigrants

Leading a nation is difficult at any time, but especially so in times of crisis, like the Civil War, World War II, or now.

“Fortunately we are blessed with the leader these trying times deserve.”

Proving how determined he is to see his people through this National Emergency, President Trump gave up his first crisis-era weekend to clear a Florida golf course of illegal aliens.

“There are none here, except for all the ones working for me of course!”

The President is also expected to take personal charge of searches on other golf courses, in fast food outlets, and will scan cable TV shows to make sure there are none there.

“Illegals who think they can come in here and hide in plain sight on the Hannity show are in for a shock.”

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