Richmond Scene Of Giant Rally In Support Of Rights Of Small Penis Owners

(Richmond, VA) Thousands of protesters took to the streets of Richmond this MLK day in support of the rights of small penis owners, who they say are being unfairly targeted with laws that curb their ability to make up for their feelings of inadequacy.

“We have an inalienable constitutional right to compensate for our diminutive phalluses.”

The protesters openly carried physical evidence of their deep-seated fears of amounting to nothing as human beings while they listened to speeches in front of the Virginia State Capitol. Psychologists warned that they are likely to respond in a hostile manner if confronted directly about the source of their shame.

“You will take my repressed anxiety over being a total failure as a man away from me over my dead body!”

Counter-protests were also held by people with large, medium, small, and no penises who felt that no special protections for small penis owners are required. They argued you should just get over it and deal with how you were made.

“These guys need to stop being so god-damned afraid of everything.

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11 Comments on "Richmond Scene Of Giant Rally In Support Of Rights Of Small Penis Owners"

  1. These are the “almost served”… reminds me of the tales of Sir Robin from “Monty Python And The Holy Grail”… They continually soil their armor.

  2. Fuck you liberals! These men and women are constitutional patriots protecting their 2nd Amendment right. And mine as well.

    • LMAO, your tiny penis is showing! You wouldn’t know a “well-regulated militia” if you tripped and fell face-first into one!

      A Liberal with well-regulated Weapons

  3. Fuck every one of you liberals, These men and women are protecting the constitutional right to gun ownership and right to protect themselves.

    • You’re hilarious, and so is your tiny penis! You wouldn’t recognize a well-regulated militia if you tripped and fell into one face first! You kids are so funny!

      A Liberal with well-regulated weapons

  4. These guys couldn’t fight a rattlesnake out in the desert. Lol, insecure axxholes.

  5. another person | January 20, 2020 at 1:01 pm | Reply

    Do they look like they’re part of a “well regulated militia”? As the 2nd amendment clearly states “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”

  6. They can always jack up their trucks to compensate.

  7. I thought you guys were the small penis owner’s?😊

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