Robert Mueller Blinks Out “Guilty As F**k” During Final Statement At DOJ

Declaring his report was his ‘final testimony’ Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller stepped down today after delivering a final statement at the Department of Justice. Mueller appeared to have a problem with his eye during the press conference, until an ex-naval officer in the Press Corps noticed something.

“That blinking is code. Morse code.”

While Mueller notably verbally stated that if he had found President conclusively innocent he would have said so, the series of fast and slow blinks told a more detailed story.

“It decodes to Guilty As F**k.”

Asked about it afterwards, Mueller, a former Marine, said he merely had something in his eye and that he didn’t even know Morse code.

“He then stood there blinking furiously for ten minutes in what appeared to be a foul-mouthed tirade against Trump.”

8 Comments on "Robert Mueller Blinks Out “Guilty As F**k” During Final Statement At DOJ"

  1. 99 percent of the snowflakes who commented are fucking stupid. Dumbasses…. 🤦🏻‍♂️

  2. George Benitez | May 31, 2019 at 1:09 pm | Reply

    Why all the mystery about a President that has bullied himself into power with the help of a foreign power, and the silent Republican congressional house. who would trash their oath of office for thirty pieces coins. How you deal with garbage is by sweeping the floor of the pestilence through our system of government that is not connected with those tyrants. I urge all the true American Patriots not to let this treasonal bahavior continue to disgrace our beloved country.

  3. The Swamp has only gotten deeper since 2016….

  4. David Walters | May 29, 2019 at 7:28 pm | Reply

    I have watched the replay of his blink-o-rama and what he actually blinked in Morse Code was that he wanted a Double Bacon Cheeseburger combo with a Dr. Pepper from Wendy’s for lunch.

  5. William Langley | May 29, 2019 at 6:39 pm | Reply

    The American people should clean house in the 2020 election,we need to wipe away all of the corrupt trump legacy along with his henchmen that he appointed to office for we are a better country then that White House at this time are showing,not only the American people but every country in the world,allies and for alike,for if we the people do nothing our legacy will go down the same as theirs and our children and grandchildren will be embarrassed in our ability to do nothing. We will set a president that will never be taken back,now is the time to act and take back our country for the people by the people

  6. Brilliant!

  7. Trump is a corrupted lier. Yes, he is guilty. We believe he sold America to Russia for money and power. He should be impeached together with Pence, Mitch and Burr. Trump have done a lot of damage to America. He is pro Putin. Perhaps he owes money and try to repay. By the way We The want to see Muller Report not The corrupted Burr report.

  8. I love it

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